I wrote about this on my Be Gone with Muffin Top blog, but it was just too fragrant to not share here too.
This is slap happy, hilarious. Whole Foods has a page on their website that gives you tips on how to "Defeat Flatulence" when you eat beans. I kid you not. Those kids over at Whole Foods are so considerate. They are concerned about our well being, and of course farting is a big problem with certain foods.
I dare them to say "FART". It's tips on "Defeating Farts." And, say it like you mean it! Spit it out like Cartman on South Park would, "My ass is on fire!"...LOL....
