I got this in one of those long email forwards, so if you're the creator, let us know. I just had to share this because the story is soooooo adorable. Innocence is so blissful.
A six-year-old boy told his father
he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being
modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his
hand.
"That's a serious step,"
he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son
answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers.
It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the
dark."
"How about transportation?"
the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both
have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer
to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad
asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have
babies, you know."
"We've thought about that,
too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies.
Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
