Forbes.com has brain fart. Publishes article, "Don't marry a career woman"

The folks at Forbes.com must be seriously desperate for some web traffic or they've been drinking some stupid-laced Kool-Aid because today they posted this catastrophe, "Don't marry a career woman."

I kid you not, the article starts out:

"Guys: A word of advice. Marry pretty women or ugly ones. Short ones or tall ones. Blondes or brunettes. Just, whatever you do, don't marry a woman with a career."

Can someone give a good pummel to Forbes and writer, Michael Noer at Fight Club tonight?

Soon after they pressed the PUBLISH button, the Forbes.com dick penis quickly experienced a web pile-on that would make Tom Cruise proud. Instead of jumping on couches, Forbes quickly took down said article which was also accompanied with a lovely pictorial titled, "9 reasons not to marry a career woman." It's not enough to just write about how marrying a career woman will make men miserable, they needed to spike the punch and add pictures. Here's the slideshow, without the pics.

Fortunately, thanks to gossipy bloggers, you still have an opportunity to "enjoy" this article here. For some titillating responses on the article go to the "Reader's Response" at Forbes.com, and Gawker has a witty spoof here.

I'm just utterly speechless. But thanks Mr. Noer and Forbes. What a relief. Now I know why I'm not married. I thought it was because I wasn't skinny enough. Naw! I'm still single because I have an incurable disease called, "a career."