Oh Shawny! tsk, tsk, tsk...I guess Christian couldn't be the sole scarlet in the chop shop. Just as his baby boy is moments from being born, Shawn has to go and shag Conor's new night nurse, Monica Wilder. This girl is so good that she fornicates with daddy before she even starts the job.
Poor girl is fresh off the tractor from Akron and so far is finding SoBe a buffet of bodacious boobalites. How can a plain Jane from Akron ever compete? Apparently, all you have to do is hump a plastic surgeon who is so riddled with guilt afterwards that he will take away that bump on your nose which makes you feel like a squealer, of the pork kind. Not my words, hers.
Christian fighting 40 harder than O.J trying to redeem himself, gets some nip/tuck himself because he is appalled by his apparent "Jabba the Hut" look in his latest Naughty Doctor You Tube clip. Not to worry, Dancing with the stars, snake in his pants, Mario Lopez, is here to get Dr. Troy's buttay saved by the bell. Dr. Chiseled Abs duly reminds us that fat is not hereditary, it's a lifestyle choice. Okay, mini Dr. Phil!
Conor is born, and yes we get a full view of his electrodactyly. Julia sees his soul. Shawn sees his malformity. Annie freaks out, and Mattie is calm under his Scientology spell.
And last but not least, let's not forget about the lesbians. Well, Michelle is not a lesbian. She just let's lusty blackmailing socialites fondle her boobies and swap lipstick mouth-to-mouth in the dark recesses of the parking garage. Liz tries to reach out to the closeted Michelle by letting her know that "I'm here for you" and Michelle lovingly fires her for sexual harassment.
Liz not the shy flower, proudly exclaims to Miss Two-face that although she thought it would be cool to work for a woman, she still is really working for a dick. Bravo! Shawny comes to Liz's rescue and our favorite anesthesiologist goes from fired to "on suspension." Those fiery poof tarts are so saucy.
Another week of distorted pretty-is-as-pretty-does malfunction on Nip/Tuck. I love it!
