At Gawker, they are taking nominees for their Douchebag Hall of Fame. I find it quite mischievous and sinful. Kiddies, always remember that you can never lose being a lady. Lawyer Dianna Abdala however has not learned this lesson and instead chose to be downright conceited when changing her mind about a new job.
The original email exchange was displayed for the whole world to see at ABC News. Yikes! For my amusement, I rewrote the exchange to reflect the essence of my perception. I am so cantankerous.
-----Original Message-----
From: Dianna
Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 9:23 PM
To: William
Subject: Thank you
Dear Attorney Willaim,
After a day at the spa, I’ve decided that I cannot waste my time at your firm because I have a lifestyle that I am accustomed to, and what you are offering is a pittance compared to the big bucks people will throw at me as a solo performer as I am the best.
Thank you for the interviews.
Dianna Esq.
-----Original Message-----
From: William
To: Dianna
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 12:15 PM
Subject: RE: Thank you
Dianna –
In good faith, we offered you a position, which you accepted with a start date. Considering all the time and effort we spent on you, I think it is spineless of you to send me an email and to leave a voicemail at 9:30pm to say you changed your mind. No doubt, you are a selfish pill.
Because you gave us your word, we ordered you personalized business cards, stationary, and set you up on our network with a new computer. You need to grow up and be an adult.
I’m all for people wanting to be their own boss, but after this display of megalomania, we are better off without you. I wish you the best of luck in finding suckers for clients.
Will
-----Original Message-----
From: Dianna
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 4:01 PM
To: William
Subject: Re: Thank you
You are an idiot for not getting a signed contract from me, and the fact that you ordered all that material is your own damn fault not mine.
Again, thank you.
-----Original Message-----
From: William
To: Dianna
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 4:18 PM
Subject: RE: Thank you
No. Thank you Miss smarty pants for being so Junior High. This is a small town. Do you really want to poke the sharks with that rookie bravado?
-----Original Message-----
From: Dianna
To: William
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 4:28 PM
Subject: Re: Thank you
bla bla bla
-----Original Message-----
From: William
To: Dianna
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 4:18 PM
Subject: RE: Thank you
It is so on Shark Bait.
