FOX kills OJ book and interview and other yokel bits around the skinny-sphere

• Almighty media Zeus, Rupert Murdoch, threw down the thunder bolt and annhilated the OJ "If I did it" book and interview because of its "ill considered" motives. Thank goodness someone upstairs has some tack and taste. [ABC News]

• Speaking of dry heaving acts, just when you were relieved that Britney Spears finally left that dirtbag K-Fed, miguided Brit has walked into the clutches of another dirtbag, Paris Hilton. The two partied together this weekend, and Britney smoked, drank, and dropped her pants like any good hussie hanging with Paris would. Seriously people, I need some Pepto-Bismol for news like this. [Dana's Dirt]

• Strip club owners and preachers don't mix. In Tampa, FL, a couple preachers and their group stood outside a strip club enlightening entering patrons and dancers that they were walking straight into hell. To the strippers, “God is not impressed with the size of your breasts! God is not impressed with your talent!” The booby bar owner had enough, and defended his ta-tas honor with his loud blow horn and practically deafend the do-gooders. No charges were pressed but we know who we'll be seeing next weekend in satan's playground. [Tampa Bays 10]

• Kathy Griffin "lanced" her assistant Jessica. Oh, life on the D-List. [Celebrity Weekly]