True love: Wonderbra and now Wonderschlong

I guess the guys were feeling left out of the beauty obsession game, and wanted their own Wonder-undiewear. If women can have bigger boobies than men should have bigger dongers. And the brilliant folks at Aussiebaum, from Down Under, the continent, not the you-know-what, now bring you the Wonderjock.

Let's take a moment to ewww and awww in wonder...Ahhhh!

Be warned gents, if you falsely advertise, that moment when we finally get to see your one eyed snake up close and personal will be one of bulging disappointment. Can you see Samantha Jones frown already? I wonder if they have one of these wonder puppies in a Borat green thong? Spee-cial.

[Yahooooo!]