The Donald evicts Miss USA from swanky Trump pad and more rumpus in the skinny-sphere

• Miss USA hasn't been officially dethroned yet, but over the weekend Donald Trump kicked out Tara Conner from her frou-frou Trump Place apartment. According to the doorman, ""She is not allowed any where on Trump property. She is certainly not allowed to come back. I don't think it was her choice, really." When the doorman is instructed to keep your ass of the premises, then me thinks the Donald will be ripping the tiara off Tara's highlighted locks. [NY Post]

• And speaking of The Donald, the first hired Apprentice Bill Rancic proposed to his girlfriend Giuliana Depandi of the E Channel. They'll marry in Italy next year. Castle perhaps? [Celebrity Week]

• On the subject of big egos, Beyonce is not Beyonce when she's on stage. Oh no! Her alter ego "Sasha" takes the stage and does all that agressive gyrating, sassy, sexiness we have all come to know. "Beyonce on Sasha, "I wouldn't like Sasha if I met her offstage...I created my stage persona to protect myself," she says, "so that when I go home, I don't have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn't me. The people around me know who I really am." So, why does Beyonce feel that she can't be herself on stage. Is that perhaps she's already setting up her defense clause if and when she ever scandalizes. "Uh! It wasn't me. I didn't do it. Sasha did it." Sounds like reality TV. [AP]

• And finally, Oprah dives into reality TV with two shows of her own on ABC. Will she be the host or not? The jury is still out. One thing we do know is that as contestants get kicked off one by one, it will be done "nicely." There will be no shame, no "You're Fired!", no big L's on the forehead. Instead of schadenfreude, we'll all be crying as each contestant boo-hoos as they are dismissed because if Oprah is around, everyone cries in that "Touched by an Angel" kind of way. [Variety]