Girl Scout Cookies are on MySpace

Oh Do-Si-Dos! The Girls Scout Cookies have set up a MySpace page. Yup, it sure feels like Goldilocks has set up shop in Sin City. And by the way, it says the "she" is 90 years old. Let's here it for hip grannies.

But let's be real for a second, if any of the jail bait showed up to one of her Girl Scout meetings in one of the outfits that most of the girls on MySpace don, you know her little vampy self would be sent straight home. If they had their way, I'm guessing the MySpace scene would love to floozy up the proud uniform like Fergie does in her Fergalicious video because it's "hot."

I get that the Girl Scouts want to jump on the viral power of social sites to sell more Thin Mints and Shortbread, but is MySpace really the right place for them cuz you know, MySpace is not the most wholesome and innocent of places, and most are there to hook up. Aren't cookies more about hot girls than actual food items in that place? But hey, everyone likes to snack, and Girl Scout cookies are no doubt one of the best nosh foods around. Perhaps I'm just being a bit pervy and overly judgmental, eh?