Rich people have better sex than the rest of us, and other glittering bits around the skinny-sphere

• Okay, alright. Rolling around a pile of money is indeed more stimulating than boffing on that 20-year old lumpy Simmons Beauty Rest. Here's yet another reason for you to get out there and make those millions. [Fox News]

• Avon is selling a product called "VitAdvance Flat Stomach" which claims to help keep your stomach flat by aiding you in the relief of bloating and the farts. Now that sounds like a yummy beauty product. [Avon via Diet-Blog]

• Mess USA, Tara Connor, fresh out of Trumphab admits to Matt Lauer that she rode the white horse, and we're talkin' about the Cinderella kind. She's also partaken in other kinds of "things." And, now that her drug issues are out in the open, Tara pontificates, "The more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It's not healthy for my recovery to sit here and hold things back." I think you're sharing is also helping your wallet. Oh, did I say that out loud? [NY Post]

• An Upstate order of NY monks who don't even watch TV or listen to the radio will be setting shop online to sell their delicious baked goods. See. Even the monks get that the web is where all the action is. [CBS/AP]