America's Next Top Model has officially reached vermin level

Only a vermin mind would think that a beautiful murder victim photo shoot is 1. fashionable and 2. tasteful. You have to seriously, and I mean seriously, dig the dregs of the earth, to think that simulated crime scenes with murder victims is hot.

Let's see. We've got gun shots, poisoning, decapitation, strangulation, shoved off a roof top, and oh the Hannibal specialty, organ removal. And to make sure that all is not totally horrifying, the "dead" models were killed by other models and not by some lunatic, rapist Criminal Minds kind of scum. Nope, It's "better" if Giselle or Heidi do the villainous murdering cuz you know these girls are that competitive in real life.

In this shot [no pun intended] of death via electrocution in the tub, this is what judge Tyra had to say:

"(re: Brittany's decision to pose outside of the tub) This was amazing. So, if you didn't speak up, you would have had a beautiful shot, but you spoke up, and now it's probably one of the best of the bunch. (later) She's making those clothes look kind of fierce."

The woman is dead on the ground, and all Tyra can focus on is the ferociousness of the clothes. Tyra are you channeling your inner Ted Bundy? I have gotten out my pest riddance and have exterminated America's Next Top Model show from my Tivo repetoire.

It's time to bury this rabble called a model reality show. I hope these gruesome fashion folk have jumped the shark and are heading straight into their rightly place in TV oblivion.

[via Feministing]