Law & Order Arthur Branch as Prez? and other hoochies around the skinny-sphere

• Actor Fred Dalton Thompson who is well known for his role as head law Poobah on the Law & Order franchises, is considering glaming up the GOP candidate pool for U.S. President by throwing in his hat. Why not? It's not like we haven't had an actor be president in real life before. [Washington Post]

• A bunch o' psychologists from the University of Texas find solid proof that men over the centuries lust more for a curvy woman with an hourglass type figure with you know heaving bosoms, child bearing hips, and wand-like waist. Guess Jessica Rabbit and Barbie are not too far of the mark, eh? [Telegraph]

• China's version of reality show "The Swan" is called "Lovely Cinderella." The Cinderellas are a reflection of China's booming interest in cosmetic surgery and beauty products. In fact, the Chinese spent $12 billion in pretty-fying products in 2005. On the up side, the Chinese want to look like prettier versions of Chinese people instead of wanting to look like White Americans. Whew! [AP via Yahoo News]

• Yahoo Tech shows us the best snappy digital cameras to document debaucherous Spring Break memories. Wow! Imagine how pretty those FaceBook and MySpace pages are going to look filled with youthful drunken, tongue acrobatic, lasciviousness. Can't wait! [Yahoo Tech]