I told you! Pizza IS a health food and other crumbs around the skinny-sphere

• Yes! The day of awakening has come as the mad scientists at the University of Maryland have discovered a way to enhance the antioxidant content of pizza thus making it a health food. Woo-hoo! [Reuters]

• Michael Jackson's evolving look over the years gives new meaning to Off the Wall. MJ was such a cute boy back then, and now he, well, his "look" has ripened into a sight of...what do I want to say?...you take a look and you decide. [FrogView]

• A 24 year-old deviant with women's underwear fetish gets busted with 1,500 pieces of undergarments which is about 93 lbs or enough to fill five Hefty garbage bags. The coeds at the Washington State University were the primary victims of his thefts. The police are now wondering how to match up the "Undie Secrets" with their respectful owners. Eight ball says, "It's Doubtful." [CBS3 Philadelphia]

• Mistletoe may help you get smooches at the holiday party, but it won't help cure cancer. [WebMD via Fox News]

• IKEA  particle board is good enough for the home of enviro-friendly and modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio. [DeFamer]