US magazine wants Posh to wear a bra already

Normally, celeb magazines drool at the mouth when a celebrity gives them a photo opp so they can slap it all over next issue's cover and sell magazines like wildfire so that us gossip-obsessed fanatics can get our fix. So when, a celeb pub like US magazine emplores a celebrity to PLEASE wear a bra when in public, I just have to roll on the floor, peeing in my pants laugh.

US magazine wrote a funny letter on their blog to Victoria Beckham practically begging her to stop going out in public without her Victoria Secrets to hold up her ta-tas. They even kindly remind Ms. Posh that if she continues to go bra-less gravity will have its way and turn her perky hooters into sock puppets...Oh no, did I say that out loud. Hm, yes I did!

Check out the US letter, and their lovely slideshow of Posh's magnificent melons.