Conspiracy theory: Is the National Action Against Obesity group really backed by too skinny models?

A skinny white Blondie woman named MeMe Roth (for real that's her name) who is the Founder and President of a group called the National Action Against Obesity went on TV and said (out loud) that Jordin Sparks should not have won American Idol because in essence she is obese and therefore is encouraging the slothiness and gluttony of fattiness in our culture. Using her logic, if we let the fatties win singing contests, and Oscars, then eventually they will take over the government and one of them just might become President of the United Stated thus signaling the Apocalypse. "Oh, is that a fatty I see hiding in the grassy knoll?"

Seriously, the spark plugs in this woman's brain are not firing off properly which is why I really think MeMe is a fembot created by a militant group of too skinny models who want to get their "all hail the skinnies" agenda wedged into our psyches through media penetration. Watch out for her evil mini clone "Mini MeMe."