Paris Hilton gets karmic payback and other hoorahs around the skinny-sphere

• Geez Paris! Playing the victim is not going to get you out of this pickle in our eyes. Paris Hilton is going to jail and she thinks that her punishment is "cruel and unwarranted" and that of course she does not deserve this. Well Paris, karma is here to teach you a lesson, so take notes, and learn something. [TMZ]

• In the fashion battle of singing divas at H&M, it looks as though Kylie Monogue's bathing suits are selling like hot cakes compared to Madonna's luminous line. Maybe Madge, it's because it's pool season and most gals would rather be half naked working on their tan now, rather than be covered neck to toe looking like a biker chick going to the office. Not that anything is wrong with that. [Sky Showbiz]

• How long would it take you to text from your cell phone the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?" I dare you to Twitter it. It took 13 year-old Morgan Pozgar, of Claysburg, Pennsylvania all of 15 seconds to text the flabbergastic word where she pocketed $25,000 as the champ of the LG National Texting competition. [CNN]

• In New York, Bar Martignetti is the place where it's preppy, raging-heterosexual, male customers wear pink shirts under their Ivy league powered business suits as a sign that they are comfortable with their over educated manness...[pause] Really, it's okay to come out. We'll still like you. [NY Times]