Hello Kitty can help you drop pounds and other slenderizing gizmos around the skinny-sphere

• Hello Kitty is everywhere so why shouldn't she be a part of your "Be Gone Muffin Top" crusade. Meet the Hello Kitty body fat meter, that not only tells you how much body fat you're lugging around, but it's a cooking scale so you can measure out your food portions. I'm all for multi-tasking devices, but who wants to measure food on the same plate your stinky feet were just standing on? I'm just saying. [ubergizmo]

• More fun with online paper dolls. Here's Paris Hilton in her, "See bitches! The "mentally-unstable-weak-white-rich-girl-will-crack-up-in-prison" excuse always works like a charm" outfit. You too can have hours of fun. Update: Me judge too soon. Paris is going back to the pen where she can continue her Pilates in her cell. [Star Doll]

• "Is that the latest lipstick from MAC?"..."A-Ha! Fooled yah. It's actually a USB drive disguised as a lipstick. Now, I can copy all those company secrets and sell them for big bucks since my cheap ass boss won't give me my measly 5% cost of living raise. No one would ever even think to check the lipstick case. Brilliant, I say!" [techie diva]

• Tone and trim your legs and even your derriere in your flip flops while walking through the mall or to Starbucks. Sound heavenly? Say howdy to The FitFlop, or "Workout in a slide-in" or "Lazy person's leg workout." Okay, I digress. For real, these FitFlops are so the rage that they are entirely sold out in a mad frenzy almost like the desperation to get "The  Secret" after Oprah jumped up and down on her couch about it. [popgadget]