20-something tanners more worried about wrinkles than cancer and other rubs around the skinny-sphere

• If you want to get 20-somethings to stop with the over tanning, the wrinkle fear is far more effective on them than the cancer fear. Vanity trumps health. Oh the blindness of youth. Yikes! [MSNBC Health]

• Over at Fat Secret, a social community for losing weight, one of the more popular weight loss programs people are on is the Fat Smash Diet created by Dr. Ian Smith used on the VH1 show "Celebrity Fit Club." In 90 days, you too can lose weight like Screech, The Snapple Lady, and a Baywatch babe. [Fat Secret]

• Matthew McConaughey jogging in the hills shirtless (of course). When's the last time Matt's worn a shirt in public? Not that we're complaining or anything. [X17]

• A Pastor at the NY Times Square Church is not amused with billboards of bare butts with smiley faces right above his church so he got and won a restraining order against the bidet company who produced the "offending" bare bootie ads. Aw! come on Pastor Neil everyone needs a fresh clean butt, and look, they even have cute smiley faces. [Helena IR]

• Did you know that horses (yes like Black Beauty) can get muffin tops too, and that their weight can be measured with BMIs like us. Perhaps those beat cops are feeding their horses too many donuts. [LA Times]