I can see why Pastor didn't want smiling butts above his church

"Okay Pastor. I feel ya." Awhile back I mentioned a Pastor at the NY Times Square Church who was not amused with billboards of bare butts with smiley faces right above his church, and won a restraining order to have the billboards removed. So, I take back my ribbing. There is a bit too much ass for a Sunday morning.

Personally, I give Toto, the makers of the Washlet bidet, a thumbs up for taking a cheery and cheeky look at a much necessary form of body hygiene, tooshie cleaning. A clean butt is a happy butt. However, does anyone really want to get slapped in the face with bare asses even with smiley faces the second one has just spent an hour of being one with Jesus and singing hymns of Hallelujah! I think not. The transition is too hard. We haven't even had Brunch yet.

I think this billboard would be amusing outside a toilet paper factory or a chili restaurant. Ooops! I feel a poop a churnin'. A warm spray of water and a heated seat is sounding real good after a bowl of beans.