Scientist shares the secret to perfect boobies

So, the lab coats have figured out a scientific formula to determine a perfect rack. Are you panting with anticipation? Of course you are. According to Patrick Mallucci, a founding surgeon of Mybreast.org who spent countless hours pouring over pictures of boob after boob of popular naked women, summarized:

"The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half. The key aesthetic elements are nipple position and the proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast. The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top."

Are you busting out your tape measure now? I sure hope not. Model Caprice Bourret is deemed to have the ideal set of hooters, and Victoria Beckham gets deemed the worst. However, if Posh can land a hubby like David Beckham, I don't think her rack is quite so awful.

[Daily Mail]