- Dame Helen Mirren never had children because in her convent grade school she saw a shocking chidlbirthing educational film that horrified the beejeebies out of her. Not to mention, she adds, that she had a biatch for a mum. With those factors, Helen decided life without kiddies wasn't for her. [Daily Mail]
The Victoria's Secret models are totally nekkid except for long black gloves, jewels, and high heels in November's Vanity Fair. Isn't the whole point of selling underwear, uh, is wearing some? [Daily Stab for pic]
- So Oprah confesses that in her 20's she had an affair with a married man, and that she wasn't the only mistress. Dude had another mistress and the wifey. Well, we all did dumb things for love in our 20's. [A Socialite's Life]
- "Reesenhaal in Rome"...You gotta be kidding me with that celeb name for Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon. What about Gyllenspoon, Jakerspoon, or Witherhaal? Okay, I know, bad. Me stop now. [The Sun]
