Today I'm in a superficial mood people, so I'm letting my shallow hair down. Thank goodness Maria is feeling the opposite.
- Catwalking at LA Fashion Week, retired pornster Jenna Jameson looks like Franken-Malibu Barbie in this frightful look. Girlfriend has had WAY too much plastic surgery. She used to look so, well, normal. I'm ah-scared. [Skinny Celeb News]
- Uma Thurman needs some more friends who will speak up because someone let the Kill Bill killer walk the red carpet in this see through get up without a bra or even nipple pasties. It's full on nipples and areolas folks. [DListed]
Addison is getting another male suitor on Private Practice in the form of former Gilmore Girls man meat David Sutcliffe. So, Tim Daly's touchy feely medicine man Wilder isn't enough "kissing" for Addie. Must be nice to have all that sexual tension...or is it submission. [TV Guide]
- Speaking of man meat, The Starter Wife with Debra Messing will be back next summer. We just want to see more of hunky homeless dude without his shirt on frolicking on the beach. [Yahoo News]
- Donald Trump really needs to clam his pie hole. Mr. "Bad Comb Over" was on Larry King and said this of Angelina Jolie, "In terms of beauty, she’s not a great beauty. She’s a nice looking woman. She’s OK. But she’s not a great beauty.” So Donald thinks he has better taste than Brad Pitt?...{I'm peeing in my pants snorting milk out my nose laughing.} [Access Hollywood]


