Ad shenanigans: Pricey eye cream for football eyes

This "dramatization" really cracks me up. No woman on earth has dark circles under her eyes like this unless she's playing Powder Puff football or dressing up for Halloween as a football player. The best part is how they actually describe the cream to make it sound oh-so scientific:

"Hylexin reduces the appearance of serious dark circles by helping to reduce hemoglobin degradation byproducts through optimization of enzymatic activity in the peri-orbital tissue."

Got that. Sound Doctor-ish enough to convince you to buy this $95 bottle of cream?