Get a six pack via surgery and other "oh pleeez!" around the skinny-sphere

• Talk about a lazy, crazy way to a six pack: cosmetic surgery. Oh yeah! There is a surgery you can get called  abdominal etching that will give selected candidates that chiseled Men's Health magazine cover ab look. Not everyone is viable for this type of surgery, but even if you were, why would you do this? A fake six pack is, well, fake, and this procedure just looks really painful. Crunches and diet are still the best way to six pack heaven. [FitSugar]

• Keeping Up With the Kardashians has been renewed for a second season. Since Mom convinced Kim to do Playboy, maybe in season 2 Mom will convince her genetically blessed spawn to do a Girls Gone Wild Video where she won't have to show nipple, just maybe a wet t-shirt. Seriously, the apocolypse is coming. [Gossip Boulevard]

• Those herbal pill alternatives to Viagra can be deadly to those men who take meds for things like heart and blood pressure issues. Just because something is labeled "herbal" don't assume it's safe. If you're embarrassed to check with you regular doctor, visit another. Listen to the big head not the one eyed snake. [Yahoo]

• In southern China, used condoms are being recycled as hair bans and are even selling well. Authorities are saying this is illegal and could spread diseases like AIDS/HIV. Okay, did anyone even think, "Oh my goodness, this is just plain disgusting." Who wants a pony tail with old crusty giz flakes? Oh my, I made myself nauseous. [Yahoo]