Is Pam Anderson the sexiest woman on TV ever and other questionables around the skinny-sphere
- According, to AOL's list of TV's "50 Sexiest Women Ever", Pam Anderson ranks #1. Lists like this are really asinine but for fodder's sake the rest of the list feels like a bunch of Al Bundy types did the choosing. Sorely missing from the list are hotties like Mariska Hargitay, Catharine Bell, Portia De Rossi, Brooke Shields, Jane Seymour, Sela Ward, and what about those Solid Gold Dancers. [AOL Television]
- Just in: Jessica Alba is knocked up for real. She and baby daddy Cash Warren are expecting their bundle of joy late spring/early summer. Congrats to the expecting parents! [People]
- Paris Hilton is now hawking her own brand of Champagne in a can. I think this drink is best served in a brown paper bag.[Page Six]
Did you know that you could make your bowel movements look sparkly and pretty? Oh yes, crap like Midas! The Gold Pill is a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf and costs $425.00. What will they think of next? Platinum nose spray so your snot can match your Rolex. [Ad Rants]
- Former pro pitcher Mark Littell invented a new kind of super gonad protector for athletes called the Nutty Buddy. To demonstrate just how good his Nutty Buddy is Mark stands in front of a pitching machine that shoots a fast ball straight at his Nutty Buddy protected one eyed snake. I think we can file this under stupid human tricks. [YouTube]
