No one wants an aging hag for a US president and other kickers around the skinny-sphere

• Prompted by this unflattering picture posted on The Drudge Report, recovered pill popper, Rush Limbaugh said that Hillary Clinton can't be the next president of the US because no one wants to see an aging woman as the leader of the free nation. He adds that it's not specific to Hillary, "It could be anybody, and it's really not very complicated. Americans are addicted to physical perfection, thanks to Hollywood and thanks to television." Where as men is concerned it's okay for them to age because "they look more authoritative, accomplished and distinguished"...Do you see why politics irritates the hell out of me? Stupidity run amok. [News.au]

• 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers. Ooooo-lordie! You know this will not bode well with Nickelodeon cause you can't have an unwed, knocked up teenager starring in wholesome family entertainment. I'll throw down a $20 that her show is knocked down by end of season. Poor kid will have Britney as an auntie. [TMZ]

• Have you heard of this dating site called, Darwin Dating. It's "online dating minus ugly people. Darwin Dating was created exclusively for beautiful, desirable people. Our strict rules and natural selection process ensures all our members have winning looks." On some level it's supposed to be satire, but me thinks they are serious. What's next, Evolution Elopement, marriage for a perfect human race? [Darwin Dating]

• Your innards are what determine your true biological age which will then tell you how long you'll live before dropping dead of old age. So me, I'm:

  Age: Gen Xer
  Brain, Lung and Hearing Age: Heeeh?
  Heart Age: A shot short of Epi
  Fertility Age: Eggs still ripe for spermination
  Average Biological age: It's a Victoria secret (5 years younger than online dating age)
  [Daily Mail]