The Butt Bra and other "you gotta be kidding mes" around the skinny-sphere

• Have you heard of Biniki the "Butt Bra?" Oh yes, it's a bra for your tooshie to give you lift and curvature, and "Provides a put together look" because heaven forbid your ass on it's own according is an out of control floppy mess. Even more hysterical is Maniki the butt bro for men. Beware it's like visiting a bad gay porn accessories page. [Biniki]

• Does acting Surgeon General Steven K. Glason have nothing better to do than go on the attack of Santa's waistline? For crying out loud, he says Santa is a bad role model to children because he's obese. Santa is supposed to be fat, and we love him that way. Dr. Glason it's time to loosen up and have a glass of spiked egg nog. Leave the merry childhood icons alone. [Wonkette]

• In a test of ice cubs from 49 restaurants in the Chicago city area, 1 in every 5 samples had high levels of bacteria, and 3 samples had undetermined amounts of fecal coliform. Oh gag me! In the same test, "a water sample taken from a toilet in a men's room at the Sun-Times (newspaper office) tested cleaner than the ice obtained at 21 of the restaurants and bars."...Okay, that OC Toilet-to-Tap story isn't sounding so bad any more. [Chicago Sun Times]

• Reminder: Hanukkah started at sun down yesterday, Dec. 4 and goes through Dec. 12. Hanukkah means "dedication" in Hebrew. Many blessings to our Jewish friends! [KNBC]