Silly weight loss products: FUZE slenderizing lip gloss

Thanks to Fitness Fixation for this head's up. The folks at FUZE the health drink maker decided that if FUZE flavors were so delicious and packed with appetite supressing punch to help you get back in your skinny jeans, then it would beg to reason that if you put the FUZE skinnifying powers on your lips in a shiny gloss then it could help you blast that muffin top and cottage cheese thighs.

So, whallah! Here we go: FUZE Slenderize Guilt Free Lip Gloss, "Always on the lips, never on the hips!" Slenderize Gloss comes in three mouth watering shades: Blueberry Raspberry, Strawberry Melon, and Dragon Fruit Lime.

{cricket sound in large empty auditorium}

Sorry, but this refreshingly-lame idea has to be the pet project of some executive at FUZE who has way too much power as none of the minions felt brave enough to revolt at the idea of having to execute on this horrid product extension. To the minions, I'm not hating on you, I feel your pain. Been there, guilty too.

I can't wait to see other fun lame slenderizing food product extensions like the Jenny Craig Oatmeal Skinny Mask, or the Diet Coke Protein Powder. How about some Slim Fast bubble bath or some Splenda Massage Oil? Luxuriate while you skinnify.