Fantasy: Eat 1,100 calorie burgers and look this hot in skin hugging jeans

Since I'm talking about the fattest fast food burgers over 1,000 calories over at Noshtopia, it reminded me of that commercial awhile back that Carl's Jr did to promote their Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger.

The video featured a young girl in skin tight jeans and a midriff bearing tank top riding a mechanical bull to the song,  "Slow Ride" while taking seductive bites from her 1,130 calorie Western Bacon Burger. At the end, flashes the words:

Eat right.
Exercise More.

Yeah right, in some jacked up Tarantino movie. I remember totally laughing at the absurdity of this commercial. Sure, this is some guy's fantasy of women, but it's total and complete illusion. This commercial really put me over  the cranky edge because of the health/fitness reference at the end. They should have just left it out. Pushing the association of beauty with fast food is about as believable as pills that will melt away your muffin top.

For real, only in fantasyland or distorted-eating-land can you look that hot and eat a 1,130 calorie burger and not gain weight. Oh how the twisted fantasy of fast food advertising amuses me sometimes. Not!