Surgery to remove back fat and other why-o-whys around the skinnysphere

• Here's something to add to the "Why must you torture your body for the sake of vanity?" list of cosmetic surgery procedures: Back fat removal. I have to admit that I have the back boob problem being the Apple shape but surgery, um, no. Spanx is looking pretty good. [Inventor Spot]

• Have you seen this FatGirlSleep Cream from Bliss? It is "formulated with an encapsulated slenderiZZZe complex™ that releases dimple diminishers and soothing lavender for up to six hours" while you sleep. Best horror yet, "don't let the bed 'blubs' bite." zOMG! Can someone tell Morpheous to give me the red pill now. [Sephora]

• People are so busy Facebooking, Twittering, MySpacing, Flickring, and Blogging that they don't have time for porn. Nice to know that socializing has taken over the number one reason for interneting. [The Inquirer]

• This is taking bonding with your inner 15-year-old a bit to the extreme. This 33-year-old mom stole the identity of her own teenage daughter so that she could go back to high school and try out for cheerleading and get a locker. She actually got away with the imposturing for awhile. How does that happen? [Way Odd]

• This is very cool, a picture of an upside down rainbow. It looks just like a big colored smiley face in the sky. [The Sun]