Comments on MSNBC.com article “Untying the knot, celebrity style”
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We already know that many celebrities just live freaky lives. I mean some of the shit that they get into just is mind boggling to me. Case in point, celebrity prenuptial agreements. Unless you’ve been under a rock in New Guinea, you have heard that Nick and Jessica are getting divorced. Chestica filed the divorce papers last week. What a great Christmas gift Jess. Actually, it just might turn out to be a good Christmas for Nick because the two never had a prenup agreemnt before the got married, and according to Califonia law, Nick is entitled to half of the $30 million Jess made this year. He did not even come close to making the same amount.
Well, freaky as the celebs are, the seasoned celebs who have been to divorce court and have lost a fleet of cars and some mansions, put some interesting clauses in their prenups, such as payments or elimination of all money for cheating, additional money for every child produced, or even a clause for how many times a week they must have sex. One clause one famous celeb put in his prenup is related to keeping the wifey in her skinny jeans, because afterall, a famous studly actor cannot have a fat wife. The clause stated that said wifey could not weigh more that 120 pounds during their marriage, or elements of the prenup would be void.
Is that fucking unbelievably freakish or what. Said actor could become a big fat bloated pig, but wifey must always stay at 120 pounds or under or else she gets zilcho. What a way to drive your wife to eating disorders, and create a marriage that has no basis on real love. You are guaranteed to get divorced, so why get married…Oh yeah, I forgot, idealist me, it’s Hollywood, the land of distorted figments of the shallow mind.
