Men think that Jessica Alba would be their ideal girlfriend, and I can totally see why. In many of her latest movies, she is either half naked or wearing something that clings to every crevasse, and playing some kind of sex kitten. Meow! I mean just look at her with her pouty lips, scintillating tan, and bodacious body. I'm not into girls but if I were, Ms. Alba would wet my whistle. Oh and by the way Jessica, this whole thing about you wishing you were skinnier and taller is just untalkable, so stop it.
Well apparently, Jess is tired of playing the vixen, and only wants to play "moral" roles now. Leave the slutty super heroines to some other sidewalk, star-climbing, sweet patootie whose willing to be the hussy that every woman hates, and every man wants to do the nasty with. Jessica wants to play the role of good girl who believes in love. In her opinion, the sweet girl roles are more interesting than playing vixens.
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I applaud this young woman for wanting to moralize her roles, but honestly, and I will say this out loud, in the movie theaters, sweet girls who believe in love are soooooo damn droll, and we do not pay theater prices to watch boring. We don't pay $10 for a ticket, and another $20 for a bucket of popcorn and Diet Coke, to see a hot, smoldering, 20-something play a syrupy, pure as the undriven snow angel. Naw! In our shallow, warped world, we want to see boobies and buttays doing what they are supposed to do, sex it up. I pay the big bucks to vicariously live through Jessica's slutty characters, and watch her do all the wanton and unchaste things I secretly want to do but can't because I aim to be a Senator one day.
Sad but true, we pay a day's wage to go watch a millionaire fall in love with a hooker, a cheerleader fulfill the fantasy of her friend's dad by having sex with him, a dumb blonde with her big hooters roll around a soapy car, and a psycho killer spread her crotch in front of the police. We don't want to see women who look like sin candy play sweet roles. There is the Disney family channel for that. On the big screen, slutty is good.
