A billion for Mimi's gams

Mimi is Gillette's new mouthpiece for their "Legs of Goddess" campaign, so to make sure her limbs stay perfect she has 'em insured them for a billion buckaroos. My first reaction to this was, "Are them Gillette razors that dangerous?" Next came, "If her legs are insurable up to a billion, what's her voice worth?" I mean that is really where her talent lies.

I go back and forth on Ms. Carey. She has a gorgeous voice, and one of my favorite songs of hers is Love Takes Time. I like early Mariah, as opposed to Mimi today. It's kind of like the young Elvis vs. the tired old Elvis. And, I am sorry, but the wax legs version are not an exact replica of Mimi's gams. Maybe in the circus mirror, but not in real life. I almost want to throw a fringed lampshade on the legs. Would make for an awesome White elephant lamp gift.

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