Top 10 signs you have blogger butt

Notice more junk in your trunk? Blogging has been wonderful in satisfying your creative soul. However, all that typing and sitting has taken its toll on your tooshie. You know you have blogger butt when…

• You go to a gym to sign-up and are appalled to discover that there are no FREE options. You retort, “But everything is free in the Internet."

• You photoshop your face onto the picture of somebody else who already has a six pack and buns of steel.

• You are shocked to learn that a TechCrunch is not a form of Ab Crunch.

• Your guilt keeps telling you to go workout, and you wish you could turn off the comments.

• You use tan in a can not realizing that it makes you look like an Oompa Loompa.

• You have created dozens of “workout” playlists for your mp3 player, but listen to them more at your desk instead of during an actual workout.

• You write a book with the word “naked” in the title, and it’s about blogs. Where’s the sex?

• You talk to your non-blogger friends and family about blog feed, and they ask you if carbs are bad in that diet as well.

• You have created online identities that are “fit and fun”

• You tell people that Tom from MySpace is your workout partner..