I got an email the other day from Manola Blablablahnik (pen name) of the blog Sex and the Beach. Manola lives in Miami Beach, that illusionary, yet real place, we see on CSI Miami and the E Channel where all the gorgeous people cavort and make beautiful debauchery. This blog is hilarious, and living in a swarm of beauty obsession, Manola has plenty of juicy tales related to Back in Skinny Jeans topics. You must visit Sex and the Beach. Here's a taste of Manola's wit:
POST: Ass got your thong
This is a long post, but here's a taste of it. I died of laughter.
LOW RIDERS AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM
Low riders have also joined thongs in the ranks of fashion crimes against womanity. Now that low riders seem to be a staple fashion item, both the fashion and moral police have had to resign themselves to the public exposure of butt cracks worldwide. Did you know that every .36 seconds, some woman, somewhere around the world, is taking a seat and revealing her ass to complete strangers? The rate of crack exposure is alarming and increasing daily!
POST: Ass goiter
A precious gem describing the condition using as an example of one infected with ass goiter, my fave celeb to pick on, Paris Hilton.
My day just got funnier today with Sex and the Beach, and so will yours.
