From the looks of this picture, it looks like the folks passing through this Tokyo subway station are getting an eyeful you just don't get from a magazine cover. Now I see why the metro authorities had their BVDs in a bunch. The naked pregnant Britney is more titillating when blown-up. But, pressure from the huddled masses can get you an okey-dokey (source).
Is that her coochie I see? It's so...big, and beautiful...hmmmm...No! I shouldn't look because I'm just a kid...But, they have shoved it in my face on my way to school. Therefore, I must look...I am mesmerized...
Stay away from the crotch light....
Well, no...We have low birth rates in Japan. Perhaps it is good to head toward the Va-jay-jay. See. Pregnant woman is beautiful. She's boo-tee-full me thinks.