HP launches skinny cam. Get slim at the press of a button

Besides the  pretexting, spy on our board disgrace, HP can now add the HP digital cameras with "Slimming feature" to their wall of shame. On top of Madison Avenue and plastic surgery fueling our beauty obsession, let's not forget the tech industry. We already have the fabulous Photoshop diet. But hey, there's big bucks in beauty so why shouldn't HP get a piece of the action?

You know. Carly isn't looking so bad now. Maybe she would have looked better when she was CEO if HP had the reality distortion feature back then. People complained that HP stopped being innovative. So, is the Slimming Feature one of HP's latest innovations?

At any rate, back to skinny cam. Absolutely anyone can get skinny-fied by the press of a button. In our lovely example here, this young lady is back in her skinny jeans in less than a minute. You can decide how dramatic an effect you would like, and then skinny cam will show you before and after pics so you can decide which to save.

For crying out vanity! OF COURSE, the user is going to choose the skinny-fied picture. Why else would a beauty obsessed junkie by this twisted camera in the first place? You're insulting my mania.