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Janet Jackson did so good on Oprah yesterday, and yet here we have another naked magazine cover, this time for King magazine. Here Damita Jo looks like a sex-crazed, executive waiting for her spanking at the board meeting. Why Janet? Why??????????
[via The Bosh]
Finally, finding their "common sense", big brother is going to let us take our make-up, Raspberry flavored Smart Water, and saline solution for our colored contacts onto the airplane. BUT, here's the catch, you have to buy those liquidy necessities at an airport store AFTER you have gotten felt up and scanned at the security check point.
It's almost like that diet plan that says, "You can eat whatever you want but you have to buy our food." So, in order for me to get back into my skinny jeans using your plan, you are going to extort money from me. Fantastic!
My guess is that the airport shopping scene is going to be more like the movie theater where they jack up the prices 500% because they can, and we'll pay it because we need liquid on the plane. I thought the only place I had to bend over was at the proctologist.
One of my mentors told me that struggle is the universe's way of telling you that you are barking up the wrong tree. She told me to look at struggle as a good thing because it is guiding you to the fact that there is another path, plan, or attitude that will get you to your goals and dreams with more ease.
Here's an example of career struggle that eventually led to fame and fortune. Lucille Ball had a dream to be an entertainer. She began her career in modeling which led to a stint on Broadway. She'd land parts, but would soon get fired from each one. Moving on from theater, Lucille went to Hollywood to be a movie star. She landed movies parts but soon became the Queen of B movies, a position that was not for her.
Everything changed when Lucille met Desi Arnaz. He told her that drama wasn't her suit but rather comedy. Lucille got hired for a comedy radio show which became a hit. CBS then wanted to turn the radio program into a TV show. Lucille would only do it if they hired Desi to play her TV husband. CBS said no because they thought viewers would not be interested in watching a bi-racial couple. Determined, Lucille and Desi took their act on a vaudeville tour where it became a hit. CBS then reconsidered and "I Love Lucy
If you're struggling in your career right now, and not getting any where but frustrated, perhaps it's time to look at going down another path or creating another plan of action. If what you are currently doing really was the best course, you would be moving in a direction of flow and least resistance. Get your creative juices going. Your dream is yours to have. It just may be a different picture than you imagined.
Here's a montage of Lucille Ball's best moments from I Love Lucy. Classic!
I just love a cantankerous Cartman.
I poke fun, and call the celebs, models, and the generally beauty
frenzied worshippers, paper dolls. Well, it turns out there is a place online called Stardolls "Your paperdoll 
heaven" where you can go and literally play paperdoll with your favorite celebs, women and men, models, and even royals like Camilla Parker-Bowles. I was just nightmaring out loud, and lo and behold, it actually exists.
I fathom that this is more for the kids to play with, but if you are looking for something to help you kill time, and have fun playing stylist to the stars, then here's a sure thing. Here are the fug-tastic outfits I created for Jake Gyllenhaal and Lindsay Lohan. Woo-hoo!
We know that the Photoshop diet is very popular with magazine publishers. Over at Green Chair Marketing Group, they have some photos with retouching in the opposite direction by adding pounds onto the celebs like JLo, Catharine Zeta Jones, Elizabeth Hurley, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Although, we've seen Gwyneth in her Shallow Hal fat suit in the movies, this is what she would look like on the red carpet.
I point this out not to make fun of fat people, but that photo retouching can have a profound affect on the illusions that the particular picture is trying to convey. Because of all this modern technology, you cannot believe every picture you see, especially when it relates to beauty. Models, actors, actresses are photo retouched ALL the time.
Continue reading "Retouching can make celebs fat as well as thin" »
If you are too juiced up on Botox, drunk at the club, or busy playing hide the hose with your gardener, to remember the auditions, don't worry. There’s a reminder service that will call your pink cell phone to remind you, anything to make sure that the hoochies and drunks show up because they make reality TV such fun.
This contest is best for any MILF whose baby-daddy has skipped out or is a dead beat because the winner will receive a college scholarship for one child, $25,000 in cash, and a year supply of wrinkle vanquisher, Restylane because as winner you will be the official spokesperson of Restylane.
Annoyed by my mockery? As soon as the words “hot mom” ,“wrinkle correction treatment” and “reality TV” are uttered in the same breath, one does really have to take a moment to ridicule. Really.
Manola at Sex and the Beach has an absolutely brilliant commentary on the Miami auditions titled, “MOTHERHOOD: A FUGDEMIC”. It’s a must see.
Posted by Stephanie Quilao on Sep 26, 2006 in Skinny commentary & news | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
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