It's Halloween. Vamp up if you want

Happy Halloween all! I'm excited to be eating candy corn tonight. Matt hates the orange/yellow/white triangular tidbits, but I gobble them up like Peeps on Easter.

There's been rumblings around the net about a trend in sexy, slutty, debaucherous costumes that women want to where this Hallowed-een. You know, stuff like the slutty nurse, the deviant wench, and the vampy French maid. Here's a catalog of a whole bunch of other skimpy outfits at BuyCostumes.com. October 31 is the one night where porn stars and strippers can actually go out in their "movie" costumes and be okay.

I say, if you are over 21, around people you trust, and stay pretty much sober and coherent, then go ahead and get vampy. Express the sexual fantasy you have.  It doesn't mean that this is proof that women in our society just want to be sluts and objectified. Maybe we just want to have a Ho moment. Why's that horrific? It's one day of the year. It's a chance to get the harlot out of your system. It's supposed to be campy fun. Halloween is about costumes and playing make believe, and the one day where no one will judge you or expect you to jump in the sack because of your "costume."

One year, in my 20's I was a vampy French maid Spice girl, and doing it was a big stretch for me, but one that I wanted to do since I was in one of my "wearing the skinny jeans" phases. I even taped up my boobies to get maximum cleavage. My skirt was so short that it didn't allow for much bending over without any moonshine. I also had 6in platform heels on, so I got to be 6'1". That was super cool. I had a blast that Halloween, and was glad I did it. I still have the costume. One day, it will be the story I tell my grandkids, where they will be shocked at how "hot" grandma was.