When there is more butt crack than skinny jean

This is scary kids. This pic is from a Shanghai site, so if you can read it, this post is about Japanese girls and their really low cut jeans. This girl should never have been allowed into the bowling alley, let alone out of the house. There are more pics to enjoy. This particular blog is of Shandon Erge who claims he is the sexiest piece of man meat in China. He's also  the latest Gawker Douchebag hall of fame nominee. Gridskipper calls Erge Shanghai's Aleksey Vayner.

Shandong (hee hee hee) loves to work on his body, and he REALLY wants to get married. However his execution at finding said wifey is a bit swollen? narcissistic? uh no...unappetizing. He's bringing sexy backward. That's right. The girls aren't too crazy about the Donger but he is not for want from the gay boys. I think it's all the muskles. For the full ghoulish set of details (in English) on Shandon, the wanker dong, check out The Shanghaiist.

And one last word of advice to the Douchebag guys trying to "get" women, before you put out any kind of video on the internet make sure you have other women you know look at it befre you press UPLOAD. The absolute last thing you want is Gawker sending traffic your way for DOUCHEBAG reasons.