How will they write off Julia from Nip/Tuck and other quick bits before Happy Hour

• Joely Richardson is leaving Nip/Tuck to move back to the UK because her real life daughter has a serious illness. Bravo for Joely for putting family first, and for the network for being compassionate The next question is, with a new baby, how will they write Julia off? Perhaps she and the Dinklage will run off into the sunset with Connor, or perhaps Shaunie and Christian will finally decide to consummate their love, or knowing Nip/Tuck, Julia will catch Shaun boffing Kimber his new Scientologist daughter-in-law, not her blow-up version, and then flee to the nearest bar to get drunk. At the bar, Julia decides that she is absolutely disgusted with men and meets a provocative lesbian and ends up going home with her one-night-vagina, only to NOT wake up the next morning because James got greedy and took BOTH her kidneys so that she could buy a new Mercedes since Christian dumped liposuction waste into her last Benz. Bye-bye Julia. We'll miss you! [Daily Mail]

• You can win $10 grand if you are the best Rock, Paper, Scissors player in the world. Guess my dream of a Sit-n-Spin Olympic event doesn't seem so far fetched now. [Reuters]

• You know that booze has completely killed half your brain cells when you think that you can outrun a cop car in a golf cart. Most importantly, why this news is in Forbes makes me wonder if they are still drunk after that "Don't marry a career woman" Sit-n-Gin. [Forbes]

• What qualities does William Shatner think the new "younger" Capitan James T. Kirk must have? He's got to be a hunk, a jock, a tycoon, a joker, and have a heat seeking missile - everything Denny Crane has and more. [TrekWeb]

• Imelda Marcos' kids take clothes from momma's closet to create a new line of mix and match fashion so that you and I can dress up like a former exiled first lady who stole from the poor to feed her shoe addiction. I know what I'm gonna be next Halloween. [AFP]