Only drama queens can make a toothache sound like a rush to the hospital for a burst appendix. I just had to laugh when I saw TMZ's post about Britney Spears "rushing to the hospital." I laughed cuz, yeah, I got suckered into heading over lickety split to TMZ.com to find out what new drama Britney has stirred up since springing from celeb-hab a couple days ago. It's a sickness. I know.
Turns out the breaking news is that Britney had an ache in one of her molars and went to the dentist to fix the ouchie. It's only her teeth, and we're running around like salivating dogs on the hunt for steak. Come one TMZ. Don't stir up frenzy needlessly. And me, I'll have to go work on that credulous celeb gossip jones.
[via TMZ]
