Burger King enlists Maxim Hometown Hotties as Table Guests, but where are the Hungtown Hotties?

Burger King has this online Table Guest place where you can have someone join you at your computer as you eat your Whopper with fries. Sound dumb? Well, not really cause if you think about it there are are tons of webbies who eat at their computers because they have no real life. Sound familiar?

What is looney tunes to me are the online guests that BK has chosen to chow down with you. First, for the guys are the Maxim Hometown Hotties. Now please, these bitches eat iceberg lettuce and yogurt in order to keep their Barbie figures. The only way in real life you'd see these Hotties in a fast food joint is if you paid them to with the clause that they don't have to actually put food in their mouths. Holding a burger up to one's mouth insulating eating is fine, but no actual gastric participation is allowed.

Then for the ladies we have a choice of eating with a Bill Cosby looking shop teacher, the midget from the BK Stackers commercials, or racing car driver Michael Waltrip. What's up with that! No offense to the gentlemen who I am sure have very great personalities, but if we're going to use sex to sell then where's the Hungtown Hotties for the women. I wanna see someone like Enrique Iglesias, CSI Nick Stokes, or Roger Federer. And if we're gonna do midgets, I'd much rather share crown shaped chicken tenders with Peter Dinklage, Julia's nanny/lover on Nip/Tuck. Dinklage rocks the house!