Gossipy munchies about the pretties around the skinny-sphere

• In new must-not-see TV, "Pageant Place" features Miss Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA living together in a posh place with cameras following their every move as their pimp daddy The Donald gloats in reality TV shameless promotion. Great, now we can add this to Trump's other pointless reality show "Lady or a Tramp." [Variety]

• Model looks and brains in the same body. Is it possible? Well, VH1 wants to conduct some kind of social experiment in reality show "America's Smartest Model" to see if it is possible for Giselle and Beckford look-a-likes to have Einstein-like brains, or is the brainy model simply another Loch Ness monster myth. The winner gets $100 grand, and a sash. [TV Crunch]

• I'm kinda agreeing that the Fergalicious Fergie has had some manipulation done on her Shape magazine cover cause she's looking more like Jessica and Ashley Simpson's photoshopped sister.[Dlisted]

• As of today, 3 out of the top 5 bestsellers in Amazon's Nutrition & Fitness category is Alli, that new FDA approved diet pill that makes your ass spew oily clumps of shit so you can lose like 10 pounds in 6 months. Come on people the magical skinny jeans dream is not worth uncontrollable crapping of greasy dung where you have to bring extra pants to work in case you spontaneously shit on your boss...Oh but wait, that could be kinda fun. You can blame it on the pill...whoa-ha-ha-ha [Amazon]