See a shrimp running on a treadmill and other Benny Hills around the skinny-sphere

• Seriously, not kidding you, this shrimp in a tank is running on a treadmill. Guess they can now sell shrimps as, "Toned and fit shellfish." [YouTube]

• Check out this product description for this "age-fighting cream". Bliss The Youth As We Know It is a one-stop shop for wrinkle renovation, exfoliation, oxygenation, binding hydration, surface line relaxation, cellular respiration, and collagen and elastin regeneration. Wow! Can it also find me a man and make it so I can drink like I was 21 again. [Sephora]

• Brit David Levy got his PhD the other day for his expertise in artificial intelligence. His thesis, that one day very soon it will be common place for humans to marry robots. That's right people. You don't have to wait for  Mr. Perfect to come along, you can just build him like you're very own C3PO, except cuter. [Metro UK]

• Here are some of the most common screw-ups caused by plastic surgery gone wrong. After reading this, you start to wonder why so many people risk disfigurement just to fit into some societal notion of "pretty." [Pravda]