Okay, I may have thought Skinny Bitch was ridiculous, but I can appreciate some of the humor. So, if Back in Skinny Jeans were to do her own Skinny Bitch inspired books, this is what satirical fun I would have.
Please Welcome "Skinny Ass" for your basic diet for getting back into your skinny jeans. This is the book for omnivores who love to sink their teeth into a nice piece of grilled chicken with a tasty mango reduction.
In order to get a fierce looking Skinny Ass, you must get your ass to workout especially you bloggers who sit on your ass hours on end getting what I call "Blogger Butt." But, not to worry! Skinny Ass on the Treadmill will show you smart-ass ways to get your bootie ready for those Daisy Dukes, the shorts version of skinny jeans.
And lastly, because you got back into your skinny jeans, you are probably now having sex like a rockstar. But remember, have sex with only one man during each period cycle so you at least know who your baby daddy is. If you end up on one of Maury Povich's "Who's My Baby Daddy" episodes then well, we have another book for that.
In case you do get preggers before you say your "I do's" this summer, there is no longer any need to feel any fret or shame. You can still have a perfect day. Just look at all the celebrities who lend their helpful tips in this insightful yet practical guide to being a ravishing knocked up bride on her wedding day.
Fun huh? And just in case, these are all done in mock fun. I'm not seriously going to write these....unless you want me to go there.
