Back in skinny jeans: Me "Wanted" Angelina, Obama on roids, iPod docs on the elliptical, and other nibbly bits around the skinny-sphere

Yesterday, I saw "Wanted" the action thriller with Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy and man was that some kick-ass fun. It's kind of like Fight Club meets the Matrix where Lara Croft becomes an assassin to protect world order. In order to enjoy the movie, you'll have to put your suspension of disbelief hat on because there are things in the movie that just won't fly in real life like the fact that Angelina looks rather skeletal yet has the energy to beat the crap out of guys and shoot guns bigger than her arms, and the curving in flight bullets that somehow miraculously hit each other mid-air, and oh yeah, while on a moving train. I so love Angelina with big guns killing bad guys. In my dreams, I too am an action hero who fights against the injustices in the world brought upon secret societies and I do it with flowy shiny hair and glossy lips.

This doll of a roid up Barack Obama looking like Bionic Steve Austin doll's Beach Bro just cracks me up. But all is not one sided, there is a beefed up McCain doll as well. If that isn't enough low brow fun for you, you can dress up Obama like a Paper Doll. [Herobuilders]

So exchanging sex for gas is illegal and you can get arrested. Damn! But still, would Gas Sugar Daddy versus John be different? [Smoking Gun]

It's about time. iPod docking stations are coming to cardio machines like ellipticals, treadmills, and stair climbers. And eventually, you can stick your iPhone into one of the docs and record your workout stats or watch movies and TV shows that you have downloaded onto your iPhone and then watch on the screen of the cardio machine. Sweet! [APCmag]

I am almost embarrassed to admit this out loud, but what the hell, I got 10 out of 10 on PopSugar's "Guess the Celebrity 4th of July Beach Body." Why I even spent the time taking this quiz was just one of those moments where I've been thinking too deeply about life stuff lately and feeling kinda down, and today I needed something junk food related to get me out of the dooldrums. Perhaps a better choice would have been to play Make Me Babies where you can see what your potential offspring would look like. [PopSugar]