...you're rich and a former supermodel whose job is to continually look like the genetically blessed which like, um, 95% of us could never attain even with some good old photoshopping. Even Cindy here has got photochopping action going on amongst all that froth.
This is Cindy Crawford in the April issue of Allure, the book of make believe issue. Yeah, that's what I'm calling it because seriously this is fairy tale hocus pocus. Yeah, the lifestyle mogul, 43-year-old mother of two looks hot, but really Allure, you expect us to believe that this is reality, using some creams and microdermabrasion is going to help any of us look like lather queen over here when we're 43.
And this woman is not just some everyday woman, she's Cindy Crawford one of the most celebrated supermodels of like ALL time. Ever.
Okay, time to take the red pill and get back to the Matrix.
